A proper gander at propaganda

Instead of conjuring up some vapid clinical description, here be a quick true story that I hope will demystify the clandestine art and perfected science of pure propaganda.

One upon a time…

…in a small Banana Republic far away in Yankee land there lived a man who wanted to sell more pianos. Everyday people would come to his piano shop and play, but then leave and never buy. The man knew of a Dark Wizard called syanreB famous for his miraculous powers to grant wishes and called upon him. In exchange for his soul, of course, the Dark Wizard spoke unto the man thusly: “First endeavour to develop public acceptance of the idea of a music room. Enhance the effectiveness and prestige of these rooms by putting in them rare and valuable tapestries. Persuade influential architects and decorators to include dedicated space for a grand music room. The man or woman who has a music room, or has arranged a corner of the parlour as a musical corner, will naturally think of buying a piano. It will come to him as his own idea.” The man did as he was commanded and  the pianos lived happily ever after.

Okay, but what is Propaganda?

According to Wikipedia “Propaganda is a form of communication that is aimed at influencing the attitude of a community toward some cause or position. Propaganda is usually repeated and dispersed over a wide variety of media in order to create the desired result in audience attitudes.”

According to Dictionary.com “Propaganda is information, ideas, or rumours deliberately spread widely to help or harm a person, group, movement or institution.”

According to Urban Dictionary “Propaganda is misinformation of any kind. That is nearly 98% of what you see, hear, learn, believe, and think on a daily basis. Nearly everything you are taught in school, told in church, and shown by the government.”

According to me “Propaganda is fun and should be mocked at every opportunity. It’s purpose is to appeal to the mass mind, not the thinking individual. The only true difference between hardcore propaganda and modern marketing is the quality of the graphics.”

Here be an exquisite collection of provocative spin for the novice and connoisseur alike. Feel free to spread as irresponsibly as possible.

Genuine Vintage Propaganda

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Positively Perverse Propaganda

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Social Media Propaganda

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Star Wars Propaganda

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Vintage Video Game Propaganda

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Comic Book Propaganda

“Victory gardens were vegetable, fruit and herb gardens planted during WWI and WWII to reduce pressure on  food supply. They were also considered a “morale booster” – Wikipedia

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Propaganda for a good cause?

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Soviet Space Propaganda

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P.S. Sources: juxtapoz.com/stevethomasart.com + retronaut.co + laboiteverte.fr and way too many other websites to mention. Figured out the identity of the Dark Wizard yet? Spell his name backwards in Google and hit enter…

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Crow Murderous-Lee

Do not go gentle into that good night…

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light

by
Dylan Thomas

Everything you are about to discover is meant to act as vivid reminder of how short our little trot on this ball of rock really is. Carpe Diem, oh Captain, my Captain!

In a strange way this post is my personal tribute to arguably the greatest Martial Artist and Philosopher ever to walk this earth. Both Bruce and Brandon Lee were highly skilled martial artists and the strange coincidences regarding their deaths have puzzled me for a long time.

The official story is that Brandon was accidentally shot with a prop gun days before The Crow wrapped in 1993, and that Bruce died on the set of The Game of Death in 1973 due to overdosing on hashish. Obviously I don’t buy that and neither should you! Maybe it is just my freaky imagination, but does it not strike anyone else as odd that both films are still shrouded in mystery and deal with precisely the same prophetic themes?

The LAST Brandon Lee Interview

The final Brandon Lee interview shortly before his mysterious death on the set of The Crow. His answers are eerily prophetic, especially considering that his father also inexplicably died on the set of his last film. But, more about that later…

The LAST Brandon Lee Movie Poster

Did you see the subliminal message hidden in The Crow poster?

The LOST Bruce Lee Interview

 

The LAST Bruce Lee Movie Poster

There are 3 fighting Bruce Lee’s on this poster, 3 human skulls and the word “death” also appears 3 times. Coincidence? Sure why not? These things happen all the time…

Wrap your mind around the following and tell me it is all one big fluke:

  1. Bruce goes DOWN to the underworld, Brandon rises UP from the underworld.
  2. Both films were completed using reedited footage, stand-ins, and out-takes.
  3. Both films have supporting actors loading prop guns with live ammo.
  4. Bruce plays a Movie star in Game of Death, Brandon plays a Rock star in The Crow.
  5. Both characters are shot in the stomach by a racketeering syndicate.
  6. Both characters are assassinated by villains with special weapons.
  7. Both characters return from the dead with new faces and identities.
  8. Both men collapsed on a movie set and died shortly thereafter.
  9. Both men died of massive internal hemorrhaging. (Bruce from water on the brain and Brandon from a bullet lodged in his spine.)
  10. Both movies made cash for the same reasons that Batman and Nirvana still does.
  11. Brandon was set to get married after the “shoot”, and his character in The Crow dies the night before his wedding. The irony was not lost on the clever producers who dedicated The Crow to Brandon & Elize.
  12. Both Brandon and Bruce died days before their films wrapped.
  13. Enter the Dragon was released the same year Bruce died. Legend: The Bruce Lee Story was released the same year Brandon died. Both films made box office history.

And here is the flying kicker! Bruce Lee was knows as the “little Dragon” but, born “Lee Jun Fat” which means “to return or come again”. His superstitious opera singer father believed that an old Chinese merchant had cursed the men in their family, and later renamed Bruce “Sai Fon” which means “Little Phoenix”. Do the themes of death and resurrection, rise and fall, father and son not seem vaguely familiar?

Déjà vu Kiai!

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And now for something completely flippant:

Bruce Lee plays Ping Pong with Nunchucks

Want to see Bruce Lee mop the floor with a hairy Chuck Norris?

Bruce Lee, The Karate Kid and Mr. Miagi selling Ice Tea?

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A few of my favourite Bruce Lee quotes:

“Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

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“Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.”

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“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough: we must do.”

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“Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.”

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“Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.”

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“Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.”

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“A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.”

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“All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.”

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“If you always put limit on everything you do, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.”

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“Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.”

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“Never waste energy on worries or negative thoughts, all problems are brought into existence -drop them.”

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“If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.”

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Guess who read Napoleon Hill’s Think and Grow Rich…

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No one has ever bothered to ask me..

Why I became a writer instead of a big red fire truck or a dirty politician. I still ask myself that same question, but that is not what this post is about. It’s about how I learned to appreciate comic book ads and love the classifieds.

It was a sad day when my package finally arrived, and I found out first hand that you cannot really see through peoples clothes with X-ray spectacles or grow dinosaurs in your bath tub.